We Spent last Sunday evening (QB weekend) on Windchaser, with the forecast for a fine Monday and nice breezes. After a bloody cold night, we got going around 11 am, with the aim being to go to BSC and top up the water tanks.
We started the motor, then I unhooked Bob from the stern cleat, and walked forward to attach him to the mooring buoy.
I then cast off from the mooring (single-handed, Janene was down below), and smartly went back to grab the tiller, to ensure we didn't foul the mooring line, hit any other boats, etc.
The rest of the day on the water was pretty routine. We picked up Evan and Michelle (Slightly Underrated) from BSC, had a chat with Tony and Sue from Vida on the dock, then headed off. Filled up with fuel at Rushcutters, then a great sail up and down the harbour in 10-15 knots.
Anyway, in the middle of all this, I announced that I had no memory of actually tying Bob to the mooring buoy. "Nah," they all said, "You did it, and it was so automatic, you just can't remember doing it. Happens to us all the time!"
Reassured, I stopped worrying.
By the time we dropped off Evan and Michelle at BSC, it was getting on for 5ish, and starting to get dark. By the time we were approaching the mooring, it was pitch black -- with no cheery white Bobbing dinghy to guide us in.
Yep, sometime between untying Bob at the stern, and walking to the bow, I'd just let him go. No idea how, why or when. Also had never noticed him floating around...
So there we were, pitch black, no dinghy, with the car a couple of hundred metres away on the other side of the Lane Cove River (Woolwich side). What do we do?
Aha, I know: We'll liberate another dinghy from the Longueville side (closer to our mooring), tying Windchaser up to the wharf there. There's also a handy set of boltcutters in the cockpit locker (for just this sort of emergency).
So we chase away the fishos from the wharf, and I set off with a torch and bolt cutters. The plan is to cut the chain, take the dinghy so we can get ashore on the Woolwich side, then return to the Longueville side and put a note on the dinghy explaining our situation, and leaving a phone number so we can pay for a new chain.
Fortunately I find a dinghy which has the chain bolted on with a pair of screws, which means the need to cut the chain is eliminated.. Run back to the boat and grab a screwdriver.
This all works OK. Dinghy is released from its chains, and paddled around to Windchaser, waiting at the dock. We head back to mooring, pick it up, I ferry Janene to the Woolwich side so she can do the 20 minute drive around to Longueville to collect me, then I paddle back to Windchaser to finish looking her up, closing seacocks, etc etc, before paddling over to the Longueville shore, and replacing the bolts on the dinghy saddle. Easy.
BUT THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY!!!!
Attached to the saddle that held the chain in place was also the dinghy's painter. In my haste, did I reattach the saddle to ensure the painter was properly held on? No. Happily it held while we were towing the dinghy back to Windchaser's mooring. However, as I approached Windchaser on the mooring after dropping off Janene, the painter came loose in my hand. But at least the saddle and bolts were still there. To save time, I tied the dinghy to Windchaser stern first using a VERY short length of string (not rope), and attaching it to a line looped off the stern of Windchaser.
Then jumped back on board, did all the shutdown stuff according to the list, double-checking things like the ports were closed, electrics off, seacocks closed, etc etc. Lock up and chuck a couple of bags in the dinghy, hop in the dinghy, and get ready to paddle ashore. Last job is to arrange a bit of netting in the stern "sugar scoop" that the PO used to keep the ducks off when Windchaser lived at Lake Macquarie. Having seen ducks in the LC River, we continue this practice.
To do so, I need to undo the string holding the dinghy to the boat. Then to finish arranging the netting, I need to step back on the boat for a second. You guessed it. I look up, and there's the dinghy, just out of reach and getting further away.
Bugger bugger bugger. What do I do? Strip off all my clothes and swim for it (it's a coldish night, but I reckon it'd be OK)? Call the Coastguard and wait an hour or so while they come around? None of these are very attractive.
Ah, I know, start the boat up and motor around to collect it. The torch is in the dinghy, and it's on, so at least I can see it. So unlock the hatches (geez, am I glad the keys don't happen to be sitting on the dinghy seat), put on the electrics (including nav lights), open the engine seacock, start the engine, run up the front and cast off the mooring. Run back to cockpit, put her in gear, grab the tiller. Crap, the tiller's lashed to the backstay; what kind of stupid knot did I use to tie it up? Shove the motor back into neutral and wrestle with the knot (thinking a knife may be the solution here). Finally it comes free, and I can go get the dinghy.
Now where is it? Despite having a lighted torch in it, it's completely disappeared. Happily I did think to grab the billion candlepower spottie, and I can soon pick it up. It's actually only about 20 m away (which is an interesting lesson, despite that torch being on -- a Dolphin one with a fresh battery -- just happened to be facing away from me...). Pick up the dinghy and reattach it to the stern (still stern first, because that painter isn't attached, remember).
Get back to the mooring, manage to pick it up OK (thank god there's no wind or tide), and restart the leaving-the-boat process. Lock it all up, and get back in the dinghy. In the meantime, Janene rings: "What on earth are you doing? Why are the nav lights back on?" Me: "Just don't ask, OK."
Finally cast off and paddle ashore, duck net in place. Drag dinghy back to its resting place and screw the bolts back in. In doing so, I find the nyloc nuts and washers that had been on the other side of the bolts, and which had dropped to the ground; earlier I was able to undo the screws without touching these -- I'd initially thought the screws were just self-tappers.... Do them up extra tight for the owner, so they hopefully won't let go in future.
As a final present, leave the perfectly good oar we'd picked up floating past the dock at Balmain earlier when dropping off Evan and Michelle. Too long for our locker (and our little dinghy, if we ever see him again (SOB)). Hopefully the oar will be a pleasant surprise for the owner, whoever he is...
That's it.
FOOTNOTE: No sign of Bob, but have left his details with NSW Maritime and the Water Police. The Water Police guy was great. Said (Thursday) that he'd be going out later that afternoon, and would have a special search for the little fella. That was before all the rain started. Really, he could be anywhere on the harbour. The tide was going out as we left, so he could have been swept into the Parramatta River, and then down into the harbour, and of course later we had a moderate westerly wind... Or he could have just drifted around the corner and be sitting somewhere in Woodford Bay filling up with water in all the rain. If it clears up this weekend, we may mount our own search party. |